The Guest Post Request Zombie Apocalypse

The Guest Post Request Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie apocalypse

If I’m honest, I was guilty of some ignorance. I didn’t realise the mountains of crap that blog owners are subject to. It’s like hordes of the un-dead have somehow got access to the internet and are making their way towards your website.

I should take a step back; Outreach emails are an important part of the work we do, so I recently decided to review all my teams outreach emails that are sent. I saw some areas for improvement but didn’t really feel like I could provide solid guidelines. There are some good guides to improving your outreach emails, but I wanted to get my hands dirty and understand the process from the receiver’s end.

“You can’t really know a person till you walk a mile in their shoes” Unkown

Some estimates put email outreach success at around 5% on a good day, so making each email count is important. To understand how it feels to get an outreach email, I carried out a little experiment on my own blog.

Important: What follows is not a scientific analysis, but general observation of what’s happening with outreach emails and some quick suggestions as to how they can be improved.

The Test


I added a “Write for Us” page on my blog. This laid out some basic guidelines for posting and information for submitting a post. The contact page is separate to the “Write for Us” page, and has anti spam measures in place, so anyone getting in contact would have to do so manually. I was/am genuinely open to good quality guest posting on my site, so these are real opportunities being wasted.

Emails – The Apocalypse Beings

Should I even have bothered to include this as an example of email outreach? Probably not, but it’s worth understanding the deluge of crap site owners recieve on a regular basis. So, what could be improved that might have convinced me to let them guest post:

  • Use my name, which is plastered all over the site
  • Get someone who speaks/is able to write proper English to send the email
  • Offer something specific (I don’t want to be referred to as a general site)
  • Use a branded email address

This really is the worst of the worst and offers me no value whatsoever. Does this look familiar?

I can’t help but think that these are names made up by people who want to sound American. The giveaway is the word “fruitfull”, used to describe my blog. The suggestion that this person is an experienced SEO consultant looking to share their wisdom with the world and just needs a place to write is an outragious lie. Ignoring these issues, what could they have done differntly that hasn’t already been mentioned.

  • Included a signature with their information and details of their site
  • Included details of their social media accounts
  • Link to examples of what they’ve written
  • Ask for something more specific. I’m not 100% what they want on an ongoing basis after reading this email.

Finally, someone used my name. This is no small acheivement for a site which is branded with my name in the logo and the URL ;)

What I like about this email is they flatter me without using the line “I have gone through your blog”. Unfortunately they lose me in the next line by suggesting an article which has nothing to do with my site (WordPress, thank you for asking), or any of my previous posts. I also find it a big turn off when an email then goes on to highlight that it will be “exclusive to your site”. Doesn’t this go without saying?

The links to examples of previous work are a nice touch, but unfortunately all of the examples link to ugly articles on low quality, generic guest post sites. So what could they have done better:

  • Offer something specific to my topic or related to a recent blog post
  • Provide example links to well written, attractive content on their site

So close, but so far. Each of these examples wasted an opportunity for a guest post.

Avoid Looking Like A Zombie

The aim of this article is not to suggest everything possible to make your email outreach better, but achieving what should really be the bare minimum. The following are a good place to start

  • Be a real person – Use branded email addresses, include signatures with links to social media
  • Give a real reason – We are promoting XYZ, related to [feature/post on your site]
  • Show value – Link to genuine examples of content, preferably on your own/clients domain. If you can’t do this, why would anyone let you post on their site?
  • Be Credible – If your writing skills aren’t great, provide an outline and pay someone to write it for you
  • Make an effort – At least try and find their name

I guarantee that by implementing these points you will stand out from the Zombie Hordes banging on the bloggers door.

If you think I missed something out, or just want to be outraged at my prior ignorance to this issue, leave a comment below, get involved on Google Plus or give us an upvote on Tell us what annoys you about outreach emails.

Chris Butterworth is the Content Marketing Lead working from Dejan's Melbourne office. Get notifications of his posts or give your expert feedback on his writing on Google Plus...

More Posts - Website